Whenever you generously offer your time for some Thanksgiving-themed Q&A action on Twitter, there's always that one person who immediately ruins shit for everyone by dropping a turkey-fucking inquiry. Chrissy Teigen, frequent battler of trolls, was met with one such turkey sex expert Tuesday:
Despite the fact that this particular inquiry lacked a question mark, Teigen decided to hit them with a deftly serious answer. "No, cumilf, I have never fucked a turkey," Teigen said in a brief but revelatory response video:
But people weren't just down for demanding answers on matters of turkey fuckery, they were (unfortunately) also down with pulling maddeningly stupid shit like this:
Which thankfully earned spot-on responses like this:
For those sadly not familiar with Teigen's troll-blasting methods, we should revisit that time she annihilated a dude back in October 2015 with just a few simple words. In response to a GQ tweet about Teigen's enviable Guy Fieri Halloween digs, some rando declared her a "hoe" who isn't funny. Teigen's response was, well, just feast your eyes upon this ether in full:
Goddamnnnnnnnn.
Also, just so we're absolutely clear, none of us should be out here fucking turkeys.